master at arms manual

Quote: - Cop: Do you feel this? Suspect: Yes, sir. Cop: Do you feel that? That's my Suspect: Okay Cop: Taser up your ass. Suspect: Okay Cop: So don't move. Suspect: I'm trying not to. I can't breathe. Cop: Now do you feel this in your balls? Suspect: I do, sir. I'm not going to move. I'm not gonna move. Cop: Now I'm gonna tase your balls if you move again. (A full minute goes by) Cop: Okay, I'm gonna take this Taser out of your asshole now. Are you going to fight with me? Suspect: No, not at all, sir. Cop: (to another cop) So far, for the last two minutes, he's been cooperative. But then my Taser's in his ass.